“How was your night with Ted, Jenny?”
“Well it was going great until I got flashbanged and couldn’t see”
“Well it was going great until I got flashbanged and couldn’t see”
by PenisTestosteroneStressDisorde April 4, 2023
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“Well it was great and all until I got flashbanged and couldn’t see for the rest of the night”
“Well it was great and all until I got flashbanged and couldn’t see for the rest of the night”
by PenisTestosteroneStressDisorde April 4, 2023
Get the Flashbang mug.A video, image, or bit of text that throws the viewer off, and immediately shaves away any previous assumptions about possible routes a story may take.
An example of a flashbang:
Anon1: Do real kids actually not like broccoli?
Anon2: I was poor so we had nothing but microwave shit and ramen. I didn't try broccoli until I was in JR high and I was so surprised at how good it tasted. My friends mom had made broccoli and cheese. I ate about 3 servings and told her how it was my first time to try it. I told them how cartoons always told me it would taste so bad. >>I wish I could have fucked my friend's mom.<<
An example of a flashbang:
Anon1: Do real kids actually not like broccoli?
Anon2: I was poor so we had nothing but microwave shit and ramen. I didn't try broccoli until I was in JR high and I was so surprised at how good it tasted. My friends mom had made broccoli and cheese. I ate about 3 servings and told her how it was my first time to try it. I told them how cartoons always told me it would taste so bad. >>I wish I could have fucked my friend's mom.<<
Billy: I was watching this video of cats making cute noises, and the guy who posted it Flashbanged me with an image of a gaping manhole.
Steve: Yar, the internet be a cruel mistress.
Steve: Yar, the internet be a cruel mistress.
by munchiesnOOb November 30, 2023
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by Odst October 20, 2019
Get the flashbang mug.When you do everything for someone and they are blind to it and give nothing back!
e.g. You are nice to a girl and all they ask is for a nice boy but completely ignore all of your actions and words.
e.g. You are nice to a girl and all they ask is for a nice boy but completely ignore all of your actions and words.
This girl I have been talking to for 3 months has started started talking to a new guy after I did everything for her, I think she is flashbanged.
by ManChild12 June 1, 2021
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Its used in the same way as a normal flashbang but a big mess is added and it can blind the enemies with shit
Its used in the same way as a normal flashbang but a big mess is added and it can blind the enemies with shit
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