this is a weird cunt who cant stop talking about drugs. the kind of bullshit he will chat is absolutely endless. He will pretend that his dad is some kind of pop star and he is really famous when actually has 4 fans.
by The King of Druggggs June 27, 2017
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by My nan spoon January 15, 2018
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by that dood is stoopid February 7, 2020
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