Dylan

some one with both fully functioning testicles
despite what people might believe

wow that guy was amazing in bed

yeah total dylan

by jiommycrickesh March 9, 2010

Dylan

Dylan is a guy with a big penis and is skinny but really fit at the same time. Dylan's look sexy when you come by them at the pool. A Dylan can also have a variety off talents like dancing, sports, etc. A Dylan is always looking for a nice girl so they will always try to talk to or be funny around a person he likes.

(at the pool)
Girl:Omg! Is that the Dylan dude?
Other Girl: Hell yeah it is!
Girl: He is so hot!

by Dboss1121 June 11, 2017

Dylan

Of Jesus-esque proportions. Good at anything he wants to be good at. Can even transform water into wine, that, consequently, will most likely be consumed moments thereafter due to his uncanny alcoholism. Livers everywhere hate him.

He totally went Dylan all up in that bitch!

by DRizz0 February 4, 2010

Dylan

The type of person that is attracted to cats.

im a dylan ... meow

by dislander3000 January 1, 2012

Dylan

Muffin looking ass

That kid looks like a dylan

by Ra ra ra ra ra ra ra raspberr July 18, 2019

Dylan

A dipshit little fag. Yes it is me saying this

Me: hi
Dylan: Fuck you

by SHITMANWHALEBONE May 20, 2019

Dylan

A guy who can be very childish at times but is also very loyal when with the right people. He is hot, usually tall, dark hair, brown or green eyes and he has amazing eyes. He is often misunderstood but just needs to find the right partner who will accept him. An ideal match for a dylan is a tall sexy brunette. This will be a lasting relationship if they both give it a chance.

Blonde girl: Did you hear what that asshole Dylan did this time?
Guy: Sure did but we are still mates
Other girl: I wish he could be mine

by thetruthisherebiatchhh June 20, 2019