Dwayning

Starting to feel tired and sleep

It's getting pretty late and I'm dwayning right now, I'm going to bed

by handyandyscottie October 7, 2025

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Dwayne “The Sock” Johnson

A few weeks ago, I, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, was accidentally reducing my trailer van into mere atoms with a tree branch. In panic, I, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, was blaming the act on my cat because I, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, an individual individually pursuing the individual goal of individually assisting individuals in achieving individuality named Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, was wishing to avoid hurting my reputation. Soon, my cat was in jail and being investigated by the CIA. I, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, was concerned for my cat and wondering if he (named Michael) would be alright, because, as it turns out, my cat Michael is a rare type of cat that is actually a human. Michael’s last name is Scott. Yes, I, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, was owning the man from popular comedy show “The Office”, as the show was deeply tied to my childhood (specifically the part of my childhood where I, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, had yet to be born) on a superficial level. I, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, was relatively certain that my cat was going to be deported to a third-world Central American country and was being imprisoned there, perhaps being forced to do labor (unpaid). I, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, was worried about losing my unpaid laborer to different unpaid labor, and I, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, was panicking and fearful for my cat’s safety.

I, Dwayne “The Sock” Johnson, am going to hit you with my tree branch. You’re welcome!

by Bob B. Bobberton December 10, 2025

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Dwayne

It's about drive, it's about power
We stay hungry, we devour
Put in the work, put in the hours and take what's ours (ahoo)
Black and Samoan in my veins
My culture bangin' with Strange

Look at Dwayne’s rapping abilities!

by not the rock November 22, 2021

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Dwayne

Dwayne is a “mysterious” and calculated. Seen and not heard. Not on the scene. Stays to himself. Most people (guys) thinks he’s mean, when he’s really a sweetheart but he knows his WORTH and he will curse you tf out and if needed, BEAT YOU TF UP, don’t play with him cause he really bout that dumb shit 🤷🏽 ♂️ . He gives respect to everyone and would like the same respect in return.

“Dwayne You so hard to read”

NO BITCH I SEE HOW YOU MOVE AND I GOT TO BE CAREFUL WITH YOU

by Dwadelove13 November 22, 2021

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