Duct Tape

The most powerful thing in the universe. Also the Mythbuster's material of choice.

There's a tear in reality?!? Duct tape.

by Brewsterion April 29, 2017

Salty duct

When your getting face fucked and take a load to the nose then it squirts out of your tear duct

If you cum in my mouth after I told you not to you're going to get a salty duct!

by Aphroditerain November 26, 2017

Corn Duct

The hole that after you eat five pieces of corn, you shit out logs of corn

"Hey, paul i need to clean out my corn duct so i feel better"

by Corny hole March 2, 2017

duct-trap

When a female has to take a drug test and she gets a male friend with clean urine to pee in her vagina and then she duct tapes it shut, so when she has to drop she can drop clean.

Tina: Hey, Jerry can you give me a duct-trap so I won't drop dirty.

Jerry: sure, but I will probably be flaccid.

by caliconcon13 November 17, 2011

duct tape code

Code that just about works, hanging together from borrowed code, ineffective classes and functions.

Often this is the result of bad planning, or an iterative approach to fixing bugs over time.

Alan: How does this code you wrote work?
Ada: No clue, I wrote it 6 months ago and has become duct tape code.

by MeneerLuka June 19, 2023

duct tape for sex

Men or women( Stereotypically men)would use duct tape to tape the (stereotypically woman) to the bed or sofa then have sex with (her) or rape (her) using the tape as Restraints.

Chad:dude I saw Jenny had tape on her arms and legs!
Carston: you don't think her boyfriend taped her while he banged her do you?
Chad: i don't know maybe.
Carston:she so got duct tape for sex

by She's my pookie November 26, 2023

Duct Tape Deathmatch

A very high risk and high stakes street race. Both of the drivers have one hand duct-taped to the steering wheel, limiting the turning radius of the wheel. They have the other hand free to shift gears.

Duct Tape Deathmatch races most commonly take place on narrow winding mountain roads.

Using the handbrake to lock the rear wheels is a common technique to achieve a smaller turning radius.

Please do not do this yourself.

Alex is going to try to do a Duct Tape Deathmatch. If he's not careful he'll end up at the bottom of that cliff.

by NightFlash96 February 23, 2022