Carter Clyde

A man that beats up homeless people and has a abnormally large penis

Did you hear about Carter Clyde’s penis?

by I’m not Carter November 8, 2020

Pull a clyde

When you're drinking liquor (typically Yukon jack) straight from the bottle and someone chugs the last of it, they are pulling a clyde.

You should pull a clyde because my sister, at the E40 concert, pulled a clyde and she had an AWESOME time afterwards!

by Stilltrill February 19, 2021

Clyde

Someone who likes to curse a lot and tell inappropriate jokes (usually sex jokes) when given the chance during conversations.

Guy1: "How old is your mom again?"
Guy2: "I think she's 69 years old."
Guy1: "Ooooh! Still fuckable and whose age is the same number as my favorite sex position."
Guy2: "God! You're disgusting, you're such a "Clyde"."

by X3 *Pounces on you* UwU February 24, 2021

Clyde torres

Wordplay on the word clitoris. Back before cellphones were so ubiquitous. It was fun to go to airports and have this "person" paged…

Airport paging system announcement: clyde torres, please meet your party at the entrance to the conley ingus food court. Concourse. Co

by 4realazitgits March 3, 2021

clyde

the geek you can always trust and rely on

yo clyde whats the answers for the homework?

by telephone man21717 June 8, 2022

Clyde

The title that a vlouser is addressed by.

Hey Pope Clyde!! Ayyy it is decider Clyde, how many dead people today?

by Pope Clyde June 28, 2022

Clyde

A dude with a fat juicy CAWK that NO girl can resist, I am truly an alpha and all of you are betas.

Girl 1 : Omg did you see Clyde’s FAT ASS CAWK PRINT?!
Girl 2 : Yahhh it’s HUGE, I wonder if my throat can take it

by Clydydaddy June 30, 2022