bowl clay

The stuff that sticks to the sides of the toilet bowl and under the seat following a butt explosion.

My wife had to take a hammer and chisel to the bowl clay after that poo.

by static February 17, 2004

pump clay

Vacate the bowels

I was pumping clay when the phone rang and when I got up to answer it my ass got all taffy.

by Big Steve September 4, 2003

Clay Matthews

The most badass mofo ever to play football ever.

Joel: Hey, is that Clay Matthews of the Green Bay Packers?

Nick: Yeah he's only the most badass mofo ever to play football ever.

by th3druminator August 17, 2011

gaseous clay

According to the late Roger Mellie (that bloke off the telly) "Gaseous Clay" is the name given to flatulence assisted stools which, due to their high air content, float like a butterfly on contact with the water in the toilet pan. unfortuately, as they have a high exit velocity, they also sting like a bee

"I'm not eating sweetcorn again, It gives me Gaseous Clay"

by cheezy geezer December 29, 2004

Clay Nigger

The politically correct term for an american indian.

Look at that kid dancing around a fire. Damn clay nigger.

by PATendy September 18, 2012

clay aiken

1) the gay runner up in american idol
2) the runner up in a non-racially viased show
3) a short hobbit
4) a man who is in love with a man (aka homo)
5) a person who has no friends and should be called a claymate because she is so femanine

"you are such a clay aiken, dude. go away"

"i don't do that sort of thing. the closest to you i'll ever be is if my foot goes up your ass. go back to p-town."

by i_am_jesus September 22, 2008

White Clay

White clay wasted is a term used in western nebraska, it represents getting so drunk that you black out and do crazy things like our native heritage used to do. Shit faced beyond belief

Hey Sandoz, lets get white clay tonight.

I wanna get white clay wasted!

by Perkocet420 July 8, 2012