Cape Bating

The act of masturbating in a salon while wearing a haircutting cape to conceal the act.

The stylist was shocked to realize that her customer was cape bating while she was cutting his hair.

by SM4SHBOX September 8, 2016

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cape cookie

Cape Cookie is a term for astronaut groupies in the 1960s that often found their way in the the beds of said astronauts.

Gordo: Hey Al, what happened with you and that Cape Cookie that you took back to your room last night?
Al: I showed her how to land my rocket.

by Kyler999 November 4, 2019

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Cape man

A masculine figure who feels like he has the powers to save souls and play hero to the weak individuals that give him that authority example crack heads

Take your cape off and stop playing cape man

by Dirtyfoot 561 February 22, 2019

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Cape Coma

Better known as Cape Coral a city in Florida, with the houses containing mostly nasty ass well-water, home of the newly wed and almost dead

Cape Kid 1- What do you want to do tonight?
Cape Kid 2- Nothing fag. We live in Cape Coma!

by Erinnnnx October 24, 2008

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Cronulla cape

Australian flag worn around the neck superhero style, normally by shirtless bogan on the way to national sporting event/shock jock inspired race riot.

Check out the bogan in the Cronulla cape!

by Boo-Hiss November 14, 2006

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