Brandon

A little creepy greasy goblin boy who follows girls but is to scared approach them and ends up hanging out with a greasy Mexican

Obama: I want to talk to this girl but I’m too scared
Yoda: dude don’t be a Brandon

by Banana man64 February 14, 2020

Brandon

A young african american young man , that sucks at everything he plays , yet he is a very sexc and cute lightskin , that could get sucked up like craZy .

Omg i love brandon , he’s so hot , but he sucks at everything . I’ll still succ him up tho .

by Perc30! May 18, 2022

Brandon

An annoying ass brother to have but one that would take a bullet for you.

Man my brother brandon is a real dick... but he sure does care for me

by 34ddsucker April 10, 2022

Brandon

Nickname for Demented Joe Biden. The term came about during a Nascar race with the crowd cheering "Fuck Joe Biden" but the sports reporter tried to say they were chanting "Let's Go Brandon."

I heard that Brandon shit his pants at the Vatican.

by Donde Esta November 1, 2021

Brandon

Brandon is a spectacular guy. He’s super friendly, polite and also very attractive. He will become your best friend in days and invite you to his friend group within days of knowing him and if you all get along you’ll have the greatest friends you could ever ask for. He has girls falling for him everywhere he goes but he never likes them back because he doesn’t believe in dating at a young age. If you meet a Brandon never let him go because you will never meet a better friend.

Girl 1: who’s that hottie over there?
Girl 2: that’s Brandon.
Girl 1: does he have a girlfriend?
Girl 2: no but if you want him it’s not gonna happen.

by Definitely Cade August 21, 2019

Brandon

A God at Minecraft, makes bombs?

Pull a Brandon on minecraft.

by Whywydusjevda October 14, 2019

Brandon

A pizza making bitch

Did you see Brandon the other day? I hear all he do is make pizza and sleep.

by Pizzaboy6 April 20, 2020