Bob smells very good.
He goes on walks on Thursdays.
On Fridays he goes to visit his sister.
His sister is sick in the hospital.
I heard him talking to her on the phone once.
His house has a nice 70 inch TV.
He has a puppy named Toto.
I once took Toto.
Bob almost cried because he thought Toto would get run over.
I gave Toto back to him and pretended that I found him in my yard.
I don’t have a yard.
Toto smells like Bob.
Bob almost caught me staring at him from a nearby bush.
I quickly ducked and he didn’t see me.
I then ran home.
I hope I can see him again soon.
He goes on walks on Thursdays.
On Fridays he goes to visit his sister.
His sister is sick in the hospital.
I heard him talking to her on the phone once.
His house has a nice 70 inch TV.
He has a puppy named Toto.
I once took Toto.
Bob almost cried because he thought Toto would get run over.
I gave Toto back to him and pretended that I found him in my yard.
I don’t have a yard.
Toto smells like Bob.
Bob almost caught me staring at him from a nearby bush.
I quickly ducked and he didn’t see me.
I then ran home.
I hope I can see him again soon.
by YOUR QUEEN LORD AND SAVIOR March 19, 2021
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Get the Bob mug.An awesome little guy who has annoyed millions with his appearence in youtube comments. Many people copy and paste him on youtube in the hopes of his powers rising up to take control of youtube. People also combat Bob by making altered pictures of him and telling people to copy and paste that. However, rather than defeating bob, it only acts as an advertisement for him that doubles the amount of damage he does. Ultimately, he is an unstoppable force that makes up 78% of all youtube comments and 45.7% of all internet content.
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/▌THIS IS BOB
/ \ COPY AND PAST THIS TO EVERY VIDEO U SEE SOON HE WILL TAKE OVER YOUTUBE AND WILL BE ON THE NEWS HAIL BOB! (no one can take over bob)"
"/▌
./\☻ fuck bob!"
/▌THIS IS BOB
/ \ COPY AND PAST THIS TO EVERY VIDEO U SEE SOON HE WILL TAKE OVER YOUTUBE AND WILL BE ON THE NEWS HAIL BOB! (no one can take over bob)"
"/▌
./\☻ fuck bob!"
by dalekcaan1963 April 14, 2009
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Bob: I am a fat ugly and worthless little shit, because my parents named me Bob
Bob: I am a fat ugly and worthless little shit, because my parents named me Bob
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