Bourbon on the Brown

like a bourbon on the rocks but the ice cubes are made of feces and the bourbon is a dark yellow urine

barkeep ill take another Bourbon on the Brown for these trashy ladies here.

by bantscants August 14, 2017

smoking bourbon

when your extremely gonzo high and you boil bourbon and catch it in a walmart sacc and huff the damn thing

"aye bro lets smoke this bourbon"

"shiiiiiiiit bet"
"bro we smoking bourbon right now holy shiiiiit"

by ylucii August 8, 2018

Bourbonizing

The act of starting to drink bourbon.

It was such a shity day I started bourbonizing as soon as I got home.

by Ol' Hotrod August 27, 2018

Bourbon Legend

A story that's been exaggerated and perfected through years of determination to become a member of the PBFA (*Professional Bar Fly Association)

*The PBFA is a proud chapter of the AHBA (American Honky-tonk Bar Association)

Bourbon Legend: Bro I shit you not!! So there I was, sitting in my lawn chair at the edge of the pond watching the sunrise. I got my beer in one hand and my balls in the other, when all of the sudden our pet beaver Lemmy Eedit pops up next to me and slaps the water with his tail! It scared me so bad I fell backwards into the pond! I almost drowned!! But at least I saved my beer.

by figarojames January 19, 2019

Bourbon biscuit

A new insult to discreetly say " you are a bitch/slag/slut" ect.

Mum: *takes phone*

Me: you are such a bourbon biscuit

Mum: what the f-

by The Bi bitch May 12, 2022

Fallen From Bourbon

The oblivious act of sitting on your arse playing playstation playing with your nudger whilst idiotically feeding your pet mutt bourbon after bourbon to find your dog laid on its back brown bread in the back garden

Nudgebar chars dog was sparko on the back lawn it had fallen from bourbon

by Dysooo October 23, 2022

Bourbon Creamer

A Massive Cock!

Kieran: "Alex? Are you hard right now?"
Josh: "Get your Bourbon Creamer out!"

Alex: "Wayyyy!"

by J0000shh May 16, 2022