Dirty Aspen

When you want someone to "slut you out" whilst pulling on your hair, vigorously fucking you.

Person #1: yo do you remember that girl from last night

Person #2: yeah, what happened

Person #1: I did a dirty Aspen to her

by dr. queef-queef April 4, 2023

Aspen

Aspen is someone who's funny and bright. They love doing artsy stuff, and are usually into 'cringe' stuff. They're probably a gaybo, and maybe a furry. They are kinda lazy, but have lots of cool ideas for many things. They d a lot of art painting, drawing sculpting, etc and are really good at it.

Person 1: Hey, did you meet Aspen?
Person 2: Yeah, they were pretty cool. Kinda gay.

by shaftlicker3000 April 16, 2023

Aspen Casserole

An Aspen Casserole is a form of sexual foreplay involving (specifically) ball-point pens and someone’s ass with some form of casserole (preferably sweet potato casserole, although any casserole will do). Delicious if you try it twice - don’t knock it until you try it. Mmmmm

Hey Liz, would you like to go enjoy a warm, Aspen Casserole with me on this fine afternoon?

by SimeonJGun October 21, 2019

Aspen

A MAJOR FUCKING BITCH!!!!!!! If you see an aspen, punch her in the face immediately!

Person: Who’s that bitch?
Me: That’s fucking Aspen Ann Elliot

by Bitches666999 November 1, 2019

Aspen

A person who is gayer than gay

“Aspen means gay!”
“Omg really! I hate aspens!!!”

by 1800DREAMINT September 27, 2021

aspen

an earthy Fox

“omg it’s that fox aspen!”

by bargaytos July 18, 2021

Aspen

A gay person who likes the fruit guava

Person1: Hey, have you heard about Aspen??
Person2: Yeah, I heard he is gay and likes that one fruit
Person1:Which Fruit?
Person2: Its starts with a G i forgot which one.
Person1: Guava??
Person2: Yeah, That one.

by Thy Stiffy September 1, 2021