Ambulance chaser

Attention whore, getting themselves fucked up so the ambulance will be obligated to pick them up, resulting in lil jolts of happiness every time they take someone’s attention.

Friend: Holy shit dude did you hear John Doe broke his femur??

Me: Ambulance chaser. I used to be a slut for people paying attention to me, but then I put on my big boy pants and realized how buttfucked it actually is.

by Lil barnacles #1 fan January 7, 2024

Ambulance Moment

An Ambulance Moment is a moment of realization. Synonymous with: aha moment; epiphany.

I suddenly realized why “Ambulance” is written backwards on ambulance trucks- it’s so you can read it in your rear view mirror!!! Ambulance moment!!

by bigfinger January 29, 2024

ambulance

you go to the hospital

Guy 1 Call an ambulance I am bleeding.
Guy 2 Best call a uber cheaper and faster.
Guy 1 Sad but true.

Uber is better than an ambulance.

by hdkbwuinamp[ January 5, 2023

Ambulance system

A comprehensive pre-hospital care system comprising a dispatch center, well equipped ambulances and well trained emergency medical services personnel that work in unison and under the directive of the dispatch center to provide pre-hospital evacuations and/ or transfer of referred clients to appropriate levels of care.

A well functioning ambulance system is paramount to improving emergency care.

by dpml July 27, 2023

Ambulance

White car that goes "Whee-Whoo-Whee-Whoo" and carries or drives injured/sick/dead people to safety or care.

Robber: *pulls out a knife* "Give me all your money"
Old-Man: *clenches his heart* "Ow-AH~ Call an ambulance, Call an ambulance!", *pulls out a gun*, "but not for me*

by Artificial-Intelligence August 18, 2023

Ambulance Chaser

Those that seek people in adverse situations and claim to help them, when they are actually looking for chances to rob them.

The ambulance chasers created a large donation drive for the house fire victims, and they received far more items than the fire victims could use.

by Ljeanbeans May 21, 2022

ambulance

yoshikage kira's worst enemy and the cause of his death.

woman: Look out!

Yoshikage: What?

*proceeds to get run over by an ambulance*

by anonumasay May 23, 2022