Aspen

A MAJOR FUCKING BITCH!!!!!!! If you see an aspen, punch her in the face immediately!

Person: Who’s that bitch?
Me: That’s fucking Aspen Ann Elliot

by Bitches666999 November 1, 2019

Aspen

A person who is gayer than gay

“Aspen means gay!”
“Omg really! I hate aspens!!!”

by 1800DREAMINT September 27, 2021

aspen

an earthy Fox

“omg it’s that fox aspen!”

by bargaytos July 18, 2021

Aspen

A gay person who likes the fruit guava

Person1: Hey, have you heard about Aspen??
Person2: Yeah, I heard he is gay and likes that one fruit
Person1:Which Fruit?
Person2: Its starts with a G i forgot which one.
Person1: Guava??
Person2: Yeah, That one.

by Thy Stiffy September 1, 2021

Aspen

An overrated ski town for hipster douche bags, wannabes and new money trash (celebrities included)but excluding celebrities like Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell who are down-to-earth coolness. Here elderly men w/ botoxed blow up dolls vacation and re-locate here from Hollyweird, New York Shitty and Chicago. Most people are too busy sitting around listening to NPR or complaining about Dick Cheney conspiracy theories to even ski. The architecture is pretty though....you can thank the mining pioneers for that, oh wait they're gone so maybe not.

Girl 1: Aspen doesn't even feel like Colorado, that old women's face is pulled tighter than that douche's skinny jeans.

Girl 2: True....and, did these hipsters eat all the mountain men, I knew we should have gone to Vail.

by yowwwwyes December 5, 2018

Dirty Aspen

When you want someone to "slut you out" whilst pulling on your hair, vigorously fucking you.

Person #1: yo do you remember that girl from last night

Person #2: yeah, what happened

Person #1: I did a dirty Aspen to her

by dr. queef-queef April 4, 2023

Aspen

Aspen is someone who's funny and bright. They love doing artsy stuff, and are usually into 'cringe' stuff. They're probably a gaybo, and maybe a furry. They are kinda lazy, but have lots of cool ideas for many things. They d a lot of art painting, drawing sculpting, etc and are really good at it.

Person 1: Hey, did you meet Aspen?
Person 2: Yeah, they were pretty cool. Kinda gay.

by shaftlicker3000 April 16, 2023