96

When you have a nasty breakup to when you see each other in public, you look away.

Cleetis and Goon broke up, they can’t interact if they see each other in public now so they 96 whenever they see each other.

by Composer man September 9, 2022

96

The opposite of 69. One person lays on their stomach while the top lays on their back. Not sexual at all, just a back cracker

Thank god i did some 96 today or my back would have killed me

by Sussybaka69420666 February 25, 2022

Road 96

a fucking cool video game that you should probably play if you haven't ig.

"Dude I played Road 96 yesterday, it was so sick!!!!"

by Randomthing December 22, 2024

34-96

You're an interesting species.

An interesting mix.

You're capable of such beautiful dreams,
& such horrible nightmares.
You feel so lost, so alone...

Only you're not.

See, in all our searching,

the only thing we've found that makes the emptiness bearable,

Is each other.
-Carl Sagan ✝ 34-96

by Voiceofreason2 December 31, 2024

96%

Holy shit that is a lot of the time!

Hym "You can hardly consider it 'going rogue' at that point I mean, 96%, shit. That's a lot."

by Hym Iam October 16, 2025

Ninety-Six (96)

A variation of the traditional "69" sex position, in which two individuals engage simultaneously in analingus, each partner performing the act on the other.

Honey, let's ninety-six (96) again. The mutual sensation on our buttholes last night was phenomenal!

by anonymous March 27, 2024

96

A 96 is a hermaphrodite's 69. Instead of eating each other's genitals, person A fucks Person B in the vag and person B fucks Person A in the vag too. (idk how that would work and if they have to take turns once every few strokes)

Did you see that new 96 from those two hot hermaphrodite's on Pornhub. It's fucking AWESOME!!!!

by YouVSHomerGooner January 27, 2026