October 18

If you were born on this day you are the most stupid motherfucker on the planet and your adopted

You were born on October 18 eww!!

by AHHHH!!!!!!! November 19, 2019

October 18

October 18 is national ride a dick day! This can only be done by your homie/boyfriend/girlfriend/crush and if it's allowed, any random person.

You might think it's wrong and fake but this is official

national ride a dick day©

Henry: "Yo bro wanna ride my dick?"

Adam: "No bro, it's not allowed, oh wait it's October 18th right, then it's okay bro"

Henry: "Bro"

Adam: "Bro"

by Shuokij October 15, 2019

October 18

October 18 is my birthday so if it's yours to your also a dumb as he doesn't give a shit about what any thinks of you but your super competitive strong and amazing at not giving a shit

Hey bro you were born October 18 that means you strong dumb and you don't give 2 shits about anything

by Suck this long glizzy September 24, 2020

October 18

The best month to be sexy af. Thank your parents you were born this day. You are the coolest person alive and always remember people want you so bad

Are you born October 18?
Yes I’m born on the coolest day of the year!!!
Thanks everyone wants me in sexy and I know it

by Ale18october! November 22, 2021

October 18

October 18th is the day any boy can punch/slap/kick any girl with or without her will

"Hey Brian it's October 18th! "
"Let's get that bitch Tiffany back! "

by Jotaro's Hot Dolphin October 16, 2019

October 18

National kiss your crush day

I want to kiss you on October 18, as you’re my crush.

by Urban’s Dictionary October 16, 2019

October 18

National Fuck Josh day

Madi - “guess what I did”
Tom - “what”
Madi - “I fucked Josh”
Tom - “why”

Madi - “Because it’s October 18”

by dirtyboy01937 October 17, 2019