Majestic Thunder

He's totally the sexiest kid in the whole school. I wish I could date him but he's too out of my league. He'll probably never notice me with all of the other girls.

Me: He's totally the sexiest kid in school.
Friend: Don't get any idea he's MINE!
Passerby: NO HE'S MY Majestic Thunder!!!!
Me: HE'LL ALWAYS BE MY ONE TRUE LOVE!!!!!!

by Lyla Scoles November 21, 2016

thunder cunt

Valerie watson

Valerie yoy are a thunder cunt

by jake jason November 28, 2016

Thunder theft

Being a dick, and stealing the credit for someone’s idea or creation

You: ‘tells great joke’
Friend: lol nice
~later when you 2 are with more people~
Friend: ‘Insert your great joke’
People: lol that’s nice, great joke man
You: >:O
~Later~
You: ‘friend’ just totally stole my joke
Friend 2: yo, that’s thunder theft dude

by Zyfong October 26, 2018

Oral thunder

Getting a forceful deep throat that causes the balls to "clap" in an thunderous manor.

My balls are practically destroyed after Susan gave me oral thunder

by Thundernuttter August 22, 2017

Diverse Thunder

A team of diverse people, such as race or gender, that are put in a competitive situation and are determined to be victorious

Student 1: Dude that team is gonna crush us.

Student 2: What did you expect, they’re name is Diverse Thunder

by I_am_the_senete March 19, 2019

chocolate thunder

A nickname for Lori

I gave a friend named Lori, but she likes to be called chocolate thunder.

by Krissi7744 June 14, 2018

Thunder - egg

A rock-like turd, or hag-stone which, loosened by a massive overdose of laxatives and/or suppositories, exits the bowel at great speed, accompanied by copious, deafening flatulence.

I need to get the plumber in. I was bunged up for DAYS so I took a handul of Sennocot, and shot out a massive thunder - egg. My arse was like a machine gun - I shattered the fucking toilet bowl.

by DOGMAD June 28, 2018