goober snatch

someone who is being "un cool"

bro your being such a goober snatch

by drayven edward hugh bonenfant November 2, 2023

Snatching

Snatching meaning Lying in dmv

Joe: I just got this girl number

Me: Stop snatching

by DmvSlang(RVA,VA) November 6, 2023

Snatch crackle and pop

Eating cereal and milk out of a girls vagina.

“My girl let me snatch crackle and pop last night”

by 5n4tch December 15, 2022

Snatch crackle and pop

When you eat milk and cereal out of a girls vagina.

“We have just enough cereal to snatch crackle and pop tonight”

by 5n4tch December 15, 2022

snatch fished

When a woman promises more interesting sexual practices in the future after a certain date (ie. Marriage, engagement, etc) but then goes back on those promises.

Bob got snatch fished by Karen when she told him she'd only do doggy style after they got married. Turns out she's a missionary only girl.

by Pursenuggets April 5, 2023

Spinder-Snatch

A term to describe someone or something that bothers you.

You are such a Spinder-Snatch.

by not a spinder-snatch April 6, 2023

Lee King Snatch

When a male co-worker cream pies a cuckold's wife's vagina and the wife waits for her cuckold husband to come home and fall asleep before she empties the contents of her vagina into the cuckold's mouth.

After DJ cream pied Roanne's vagina, Roanne waited until her husband Lee went to sleep before emptying her Lee King Snatch into his mouth.

by General Robert E. Lee the 2nd April 17, 2023