Have your girl on all fours, like a table, and fuck her doggy style while eating something messy (cheeseburger). Have the condiments and crumbs get all over her back and then cum in it.
And possibly eat it, if you're into that.
And possibly eat it, if you're into that.
by RaineBowe March 13, 2024
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no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me. - Twitter User
by TheTellerofTheTellings March 21, 2024
Get the no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me mug.Hym "You know my response to 'Is God a table?' Is (necessarily) that there are people who believe God is a table, though, right?"
Iam "OH! What color are musical notes!? Do the frequencies of music note in some way coincide with the frequencies of light on a color spectrum!? Is the any crossover between though 2 things!? Ohoho! I bet they ARE colors! Oooo you have better hope they are not technically colors! Heheheheh."
Iam "OH! What color are musical notes!? Do the frequencies of music note in some way coincide with the frequencies of light on a color spectrum!? Is the any crossover between though 2 things!? Ohoho! I bet they ARE colors! Oooo you have better hope they are not technically colors! Heheheheh."
by Hym Iam March 29, 2024
Get the Is God a table? mug.Tom:I’m gonna throw a table
Teacher:your not aloud to do that in class
Tom:did you know it’s National throw your table day today
Teacher:oh shit here we go again
Teacher:your not aloud to do that in class
Tom:did you know it’s National throw your table day today
Teacher:oh shit here we go again
by Appledotm June 8, 2022
Get the National throw your table day mug.Terry: Hey, Tables on bed!
Harry: How rude
Terry: *trips*
Harry: Haha, How does it feel to be Tables on bed?
Harry: How rude
Terry: *trips*
Harry: Haha, How does it feel to be Tables on bed?
by Xingle June 24, 2022
Get the Tables on bed mug.When you jump from table to table ordering drinks to avoid being added to any check when it’s time to pay
by BillyBSevenOne July 4, 2022
Get the Missed check table bingo mug.1. A way to watch porn in class usually by people who sit in the back
2. A story to say while someones parents are walking by; the story goes like this, (There was a kid named Avi that got in trouble when the teacher caught him jerking off to intense lizard porn)
2. A story to say while someones parents are walking by; the story goes like this, (There was a kid named Avi that got in trouble when the teacher caught him jerking off to intense lizard porn)
1. Want to sit together in class so we can do under the table.
2. That kid punched me for saying under the table.
2. That kid punched me for saying under the table.
by Mr. cream de la cream February 28, 2022
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