Sticky Out Bone Syndrome (SOBS)

Oh yeah, no, this is totally a thing... basically when you’re very slight and dainty, pretty and elegant, sometimes your bones just protrude a bit too much, resulting in several complications:

1. Awkward knee clashing sleeping disorder: when you sleep on your side but your knees don’t fit together comfortably due to the protruding bones.

2. Rolling Hip Disorder: prevents balance during key yoga and Pilates positions.

3. Elbow Intrusion: the unpopular ability to really hurt people with your elbows.

“Have you see that girl, she’s got such bad Sticky Out Bone Syndrome (SOBS) she must cut her mattress.”

“I can’t sleep, my SOBS is keeping me up.”

“Ouch, you and your SOBSing elbows!”

by Nototerror June 17, 2020

sticky moon

An abbreviation of a sticky arsehole that smells like fish

Ewwww, she’s got such a sticky moon

by Kim Oldham September 28, 2020

Sticky and Wet

Makes big daddy demise upset.

When one makes demise upset, they will be getting the sticky and wet.

by SirPrizeNut October 1, 2020

Sticky wank

When you put hair gel in your hands and have a quick wank.

I was about to go out with the boys on a Friday night and was doing my hair with hair gel and fancied a sticky wank.

by Sticky wank October 6, 2020

A sticky Ricky

A southern blowjob

I could go for a sticky Ricky right now

by Johnny Garcia October 9, 2020

sticky-stickies

A Stop Stick; i.e. a device consisting of a series of diagonally-spaced hollow spikes, placed face up on the surface of a road; used by law-enforcement agencies at roadblocks etc. to puncture the tires of a fugitive vehicle so as to bring it to a safe and gradual halt.

Setting up a roadblock just past the interchange, police used "sticky-stickies" to blow out the suspect's tires, and he was apprehended without incident about half a mile away.

by Anthony Brancato August 23, 2003

Uncle Sticky

(n) - The man you know, not necessarily your uncle, who consistently makes wildly inappropriate comments/innuendos and leers at young girls for an uncomfortable amount of time.

I can't bring my kids around Tom anymore. My daughter is old enough that he turns into an Uncle Sticky.

by lancealil February 28, 2012