Shame shower

Shower one takes after failing to buy toilet paper and continuing to poop.

Sorry I’m late. I’m out of toilet paper, so i had to take a shame shower.

by Mrmoonshinejack March 21, 2019

sparkling shower

When you come home from a long days work and can’t decide over either passionfruit or mango Lacroix, but decide that mango is the obvious choice. Next obvious choice is to take your beverage to a nice hot shower and relax while sipping your sparkling water drink as you meditate underneath the artificial steaming falls as you clear your mind.

Think of it as the “power shower” or “shower beer” but sober mans version.

“Sparkling shower” a shower you have while sipping a sparkling soda water.

You may have tried a shower beer or power shower before but have you ever tried a shower Lacroix? I call it a sparkling shower. I’m going to have a nice sparkling shower after dinner it helps me relax.

by seenvanloos April 16, 2019

Shower Water

Takes approximately 3807286467968468765378645379926537297635288787 picoseconds to get warm. If it took 1 second AXE deodorant wouldn't be intoxicating harmless middle schoolers.

-Bruh I can smell that deodorant
-Yeah Shower Water took to long to heat and I fell asleep in the bathroom before it got warm.
-EWW GET AWAY FROM ME!!

by Heating Shower Water... October 7, 2019

Struggle Shower

When a nigga gotta make ramen noodles while he takes a shower to budget water.

You enjoy that struggle shower my nigga.

by Nigga shower June 5, 2018

shower honey

A shower honey a term to describe the fecund brew that gathers around the perimiters of the shower drain, most commonly made up of common house hold and bodily materials (ie toenails, toe gunk, toe hairs, toe fingers, toe rings)

First recorded use of the the term dates back to the year 1307, in the only remaining manuscript of "Oh, Ye Fungus Amongus" by the mysterious Legumis Labotomus LaTapped III (Houghton Mifflin & Sons, et al, 1982)

"hey michael, I was taking a shower lastnight and couldnt help but notice the shower honey you left behind"

by vitaminwateronice June 7, 2018

water shower

This is when a person, male or female, gives you a saliva shower in order to boost your cleanliness.

Man, I want a water shower from bob right now, wonder if he is hydrated enough to give one right now.

by SteveTHEEpineapple May 2, 2018

shower omelette

A shower omelette is what remains after your piping hot, fresh ejaculate hits the hot water of your shower and is fried like an egg and sausage plate from Waffle House.

"Man, I really wish our suitemates would clean their shower omelettes off the bottom of the tub. Last night I stepped in one, slipped, and fell face first into another one."

by Michael, from Maudlin High October 4, 2017