october 29th

national kick the shit out of your lightest friend day

john: hey tony it’s october 29th. you know what that means.

john: *snaps tony like a fucking twig*

by jeremy blake October 28, 2019

October 29

October 29 is national kiss someone who is in band and plays sports day

Since it's October 29im going to kiss Isaac

by Kahloni kawaii October 28, 2019

October 31

The day to not murder someone. So please do not do that.

Zack:The time has come Timothy
Timothy:Joke's on you, it's October 31

by The geek in the corner October 29, 2019

October 30

National give ur girl friend ur hoodie day

Look it's your girlfriend you should give her your hoodie since it's October 30 national give your girlfriend your hoodie day

by Yeet.girl October 29, 2019

october 30

national fuck ur gf day

me:hey you dtf it's october 30th
gf:duh

by Taylor R ;) October 29, 2019

October, 30

International smack everyone who says “hi” to you have a good day

The word October, 30 is an day of smacking.
Person: hi, there
Other person:”SMACK”
Person:wth was that for
Other person: you said hi

by Who’s joe JOE MOMMA October 30, 2019

October 31

Widely known as Halloween where children go door to door extorting candy from people while wearing costumes. Also known as stop-this-bullshit-day-stuff day

1) hey man, are you excited for October 31?
2)yeah I love Halloween!
1)nah man, it's the day when people stop define the current date like dumbasses!

by Pleasestopthis October 30, 2019