Max's Law

"If something can be broken (either physically, digitally, or otherwise), it will be broken."

Similar to Murphey's Law, but specifically for breaking things, regardless of whether or not the outcome is positive or negative.

"How do you always fucking manage to do this?!?"

"Max's Law, dude."

by Morgan_Rose99 June 9, 2023

max mody

Short for Maxium Mody, the GOAT of highschool basketball. Used to describe somebody who excels in something.

Zain: “I just got a 100% on my Calc test!”
Maya: “You’re the max mody of math!”

Om: “I just got a home run”
Jibran: “You’re Max Mody!”

by mshahonlydubs April 2, 2023

Max-Jasper

A perfect husband, he’s nice, caring, very smart and handsome. The most lovable person you’ll ever meet! This word is mostly

used in the love language.

That guy is so nice! He’s such a Max-Jasper! I wish I could marry him.

by Rita Lynn November 22, 2021

Max Julius

Sexy motherfucker who loves to talk about his crushes but never get to the 2nd stage. That's sad but he's a good-hearted guy.

He made the Max Julius-move.

by zauneidexe November 21, 2021

max bateman

a snuggly inspiration to all. he is cute and hot and has a voluptuous back, mess with prince max and i will knock you out stone cold

i saw max bateman kissing a year 7 in the music room

by nedfromtryguys November 18, 2021

Max milking

When you wake up in the middle of the night and drink as much milk qs you can until satisfied.

Dude, last night I went max milking and drank half a gallon.

by Moze801z October 15, 2021

Max Rubenis

Max generally has a HUMONGUS shlong

Omg max Rubenis it's so HUMONGOUS

by Maxiscoolandhasbigdick October 28, 2021