Key

A thing you stick in a hole to unlock something

Give me the fucken key so i can unlock the god damn door.

by Oofles669HaYouThought October 31, 2018

Phantom key

Keyoftimes shadow

"we must stop phantom key"

by Evil key November 6, 2018

Key Lime

A man so gay that when he says a word he vomits and shits a rainbow that destroys the earth.

Hey Jerry!
Hey Dave did you hear that Spencer is a Key Lime!

by Arthritis gave me Hepatitus November 8, 2018

Mid-key

When you are undecided but nick is willing to kidnap you with no ransom.

Just between you and me, I mid-key want in-and-out even though I had 13 hours to do so.

by Jesazian February 23, 2019

cry key

say it really fast! now you are Australian

Oh cry key how did we get all the way down under!

by 1fuNnygUy March 9, 2019

keys

Only the most elite men use this term to refer to condoms.

Bro 1: Hey bro, did you bring they keys?
Bro 2: Yeah bro, I gotchu.

by Gino Tacosello March 19, 2019

key account manager

someone who holds the keys to the company doors

guy: who is that woman?
other guy: she is the key account manager

by qubic December 17, 2018