January 32nd

This is the day that this one girl tells you if you wanted to go out on the 32nd it makes sense because she dose not ACTUALLY LIKE YOU IDIOT

Hey do you wanna go out on a date January 32nd? "hehehehe"

by GrimmGamer December 15, 2021

January 8

toriarc Birthday on tiktok so say happy birthday when its their birthday and dont forget

Oh wow look! Its January 8! toriarc’s birthday!

by toriarc December 21, 2021

January 18

Ask your roommate something crazy. Of them to it they’re the best roommate ever and you have to prepare their favorite food for dinner.

You: Hey, can you wax My ass?

Your roommate: sure

You: I’m making your favourite food for dinner

Your roommate: why?

You: it’s January 18

Your roommate: oh that makes sense

by Imheretorhelpyou December 26, 2021

January 13

Guys, give your girl your hoodie and hug her every time you see her that day .

Colton: *sees Lilly in the hall * “hey Lilly “* gives hoodie and hugs her*

Lilly: why did u hug me and give me ur hoodie?

Colton: Bc it’s January 13th !!!

by Ur mom kissed ur dad December 26, 2021

January 16

January 16th is the day you meet the most amazing person in the world! Be thankful you met them :).

Person 1: Hey it's January 16th! I met you on this day!

Person 2: Yeah that's right! I'm awesome!

by ifurmom:) November 6, 2021

January 23

All the prettiest girls are born this day

Hey that girls so pretty!
Ikr
She must be born on January 23

by MissArtist November 9, 2021

january 20th

the biggest bitch ever is born. stuck up, rude, and has hot friends.

damn she’s so full of herself. i bet she was born on january 20th

by puthy slayer 69 November 15, 2021