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G Fresh

contraction of "Geoff Fresh", or "Geoffrey Fresh", sometimes used as G (Fresh), it is used as a nom de plume to indicate a strong tongue-in-cheek response or recommendation or assignment or attribution to the author, one who is named "Geoff" or "Geoffrey". One can also use a mitigated version, as in "G (fresher than most)". The usages are an intellectualization of Geoff's emotional or intentional states of mind when presented as a salutation and authorship.
In a letter to a friend, example:
(discussing Apple's new phone product release)

What do you mean, "almost complete"?

Hell, they're sucking out your bodily fluids while you sleep for their alien experiments... Pretty soon, you'll wake up and say, " Steve IS my savior, no one else maketh me to lie down in green pastures..."

What is next? Perhaps the latest Apple 'next great thing'? A smart TV? .... Electrode implantation?

You just need to clone the whole family for the almighty fruit, blessed be it! Apple suite of products for everyone!!

I genuflect in the direction of Cupertino,

G fresh
by QPower December 15, 2011
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Electrospasmer G

The act of milking someone's prostate by inserting a stun baton up his rectum and giving it a strong electric discharge
Andrea performed an Electrospasmer G on her husband Mike during the swinger party

Nic was given a full Electrospasmer G making him cum all over the blankets
by BogusAnalus December 19, 2022
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Yaro G

Is a YouTuber of unknown origin best known for playing Dragon ball mobile games such as Dragon ball Legends and Dokkan Battle. Also reviews cursed images of various fandoms.
Wears a green Hello Kitty monkey cap, Blue Denim Jacket
Quotes - Today is a special dae!
Yaro G got the whole squad going Baka
by Wassup mah G from NYC November 16, 2021
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Sawyer G

Great person best friend great athlete great fight very cute all around awesome hes a singer in the making after he got rejected he became a musical genius and has a song out called two peas in a pod and his friend own the chanel muller gamez
sawyer Great person best friend great athlete great fight very cute all around awesome hes a singer in the making after he got rejected he became a musical genius and has a song out called two peas in a pod and his friend own the chanel muller gamez
by $awyer September 2, 2022
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John with a G

John with a G or, Gohn <3

John with a g (gohn) is a really cool dude. He likes to go to Kelley’s market and is pretty cool. He likes to hang out with Pedro the banana and his pet frog. They like to get high off mushrooms and sucker juice.
Girl: omg gohn is so hot!

Boy: he prefers the titleJohn with a g’
by Iris<3 April 28, 2022
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Natty G

Slang for Natural Grocer's.
"hey, I'm going to Natty G to get some snacks, do you want anything?"
by Not a Scab February 2, 2022
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Innit g

Term used by chavs and nonces to agree with their own kind. Comes across as sounding retarded to anybody else.
Chav 1: I'm from the East end innit g
Chav 2: aye mandem i is too let's go nonce on some kids in a park
by Chav destroyer February 9, 2022
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