Wake and Fake

Morning sex where the male or female orgasm is faked in order to shorten this experience that should already only take between 5-10 minutes.

I hate it when my wife fake orgasims. She fake orgasmed the other morning. She thinks it helped, but it was only coincidence that I came faster.

"Honey, did you just wake and fake?"

by Explosive_Joseph June 11, 2020

Fake Friends

You know, your 'friend' who will continue to ruin your self confidence but tell you its ok because they're just being truthful.

You: Does this dress look good on me?
Fake friends: It would look better on me because im not as fat as you but sure...

by Youknowwhatmaybeiamdeppressed August 8, 2020

Fake Awake

When you are running on straight up fumes and buttchugged energy drinks

Yeah bro, i'm feeling fake awake right now.

by Talbor August 9, 2020

Fake News

Fake News means anything that will help persuade his deluded cult to believing what he says. It will cover his thousands of his lies that the media exposes, so he can lie some more

I didn't call soldiers 'losers,' that's fake news.

by 0927000 September 4, 2020

Fake Toxic

If you want to see a fake toxic friendship go to Ella Lawrence and Kayla Duffy. They have the most toxic friendship ever they constantly talk shit on each other they also always cause drama They’re Friends one week and not Friends or next week The only reason their friends again is because Ella always comes crying back to Kayla

if you wanna know how to not be fake toxic do not talk shit on your friends at all if a toxic friendship is Kayla and Ella do not take after them

by Nonamedbitch September 17, 2020

Fake retard

So one who acts dumb but is normal but just really extra dumb.

Bro, shut up fake retard.

by To much thee September 17, 2020

Fake fan

Someone who claims to be a die hard fan but criticizes the team more than anyone when they struggle.
Probably has not ever been to a game.
Sings their pump up songs so everyone knows they know them.
Probably switches teams after a few years when their team loses public support. Probably because it’s harder for them to get clout

Max: Did you see Kinger last night?
Kyle: yeah, he was being a fake fan about Lebron
Max: yeah he’s never even been to a game

by Wentzy226 October 5, 2020