Clapping grasshopper

Adj. Beef curtains flap during mid hurdle

Did you see the girl at the track meet land the clapping grasshopper?

by Minfulspirittwath April 27, 2019

Clapped

Something that is incredibly fucked up. Something that is as fucked up as a penis full of ghonorrea.

"Aye bro I got laid last night by some fat chick..."

"You're clapped bro"

by RoyalReeseWriter April 30, 2019

sap clap

When a toadie praises someone in a position of power.

I don't need a sap clap every now and then. I just need the facts from someone with a backbone.

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

Clapped

Extremely old, worn down and not working properly

Dude your trucks got 300,000 and the wheel wells are rusted off, that things clapped.

by Adderall May 9, 2019

Clapped

If someone calls you clapped that means they think you're ugly

Woww ur clapped
U ugly mate

by Here's the motherfrikin tea May 21, 2019

Clapped

Legally stupid.

Your so fuckin clapped mate.

by gam3ral May 22, 2019

Clapped

The act of getting so stoned you feel as if the weed smacked (clapped) you in the face.

“Nigga, last night I was so clapped I was about to jump off of a skyscraper.”

“I’m more than fucked, I’m clapped.”

by Tupac and Biggie May 26, 2019