luke wolfe

If you know a Luke Wolfe consider yourself lucky. This guy has two humongous yoga balls hanging from his fat shaft. He fears nothing and can climb on walls. If Batman and Chris Hemsworth had a baby together, it would be a Luke Wolfe. It is rumored that Luke Wolfe created the 360 no scope.

Dude: Oh my, look at that massive hot air balloon!

Other Dude: No dude, that's Luke Wolfe's left nut!

by Stuffed Buns December 14, 2023

Wolf Wussie

One who has a wolf pussy but is being a pussy at the same time

Hey Jim! Let’s go golfing!

Jim- “but it’s too cold outside”

Ahh you’re just being a wolf wussie….

by jimboblovestitos April 6, 2023

Lazy Wolf

One of the most amazing persons someone can ever have the pleasure of knowing. Selfless, kind, all around sweetheart, always honest. To know a Lazy Wolf is to spend every day smiling nonstop and an insane amount of happiness. Someone you'd never want to lose 🩷💜

I spent my day with Lazy Wolf and had the most amazing day ever. We used a gasbag as a magic carpet!

by Snapilated April 14, 2023

Dapper Wolf

A slightly above averagely sexy furry

“Hey man, you see that Dapper Wolf over there? Rawr…”

by Tobin52118 April 19, 2023

Wolf

A man who is a predator who prey on the weak.
A chomo=child molester, sexual divent.
A pathetic,washed up, desperate, dire, loser.

Stay away from Marco, he is a Wolf!!

by Ank602 April 22, 2023

Sir Wolf

The Wolf, The Myth, The Legend

Sir Wolf is the Legend, The Myth and the King Of Wolves

by anonymous April 25, 2023

wolfe county, KY

Wolfe county— the birthplace of pedophiles, tobacco, and meth heads. If you visit, you may be asked “can i get a chew a’ baccer?” by a wud of chewbubs. there are two correct responses: “yeahhh son, here ya go, you got a dollar?” or “nah dawg, i quit that”.

what’s everyone doing on a Friday night? idk, probably vaping at the park and racing frogs or going at it on the side of the road in ol’ sons blue pickup.

if you’re driving crazy through Campton, you better watch out because them state boys will getcha. if you’re unpopular in school and need a job, don’t even try Dairy Queen.
finally, watch out for the LCO.

1: “have you heard about wolfe county, ky?”
2: “yeah. that’s where the rednecks live.”

by bull/shit May 9, 2023