Max Wollen

Ruler of axolotl and stuff. Omichord God. Mondo and Taka's child. Coolest human ever. NO ONE OPENS THE DOOR. FOR A NATIVE NEW YORKER. reason why Richie Roberts has that swag

Max Wollen is the coolest swag master ever.

by Richie the swagmaster April 28, 2021

Max T

A very tall and strange man who stalks his "girlfriend" while playing WAR THUNDER, he thinks he knows everything about planes and thinks you need an engine to fly a plane which is dumb. Max T is only successful in rapping and having no life. Max T shoves his Xbox controller up his rectum and tells his dad to let it vibrate. He has a small bird who has seen some shit named dinner. His favorite food is human meat and he gets caught jerking off 6 times a week by his mum.

I got some tickets to see Max T rap for my birthday and im hyped.

by An even sadder man May 2, 2021

Max Bangz

Dope DJ coming out of Boston that likes to blow peoples mind with electronic euphoria and penetrating bass

Bro: "Yo my dude did you see go out last night Max Bangz blew my mind; I was chillin on a xanny bar and a few brews and he was destroying the party playing shit I never even heard before, I was having so much fun I blacked out and when I came to I was in a bed with seven of the finest bitches each from a different country in a gigantic Mansion at an undisclosed location and they were all loving it"

Dude: "Yea bro he's a legend I'm trying to go see him when he plays next"

by straightbanga October 22, 2012

Max Bangz

Exceptionally gifted DJ who is a Warlock on the Turntables full of swag, charisma, levitation skills and cash money. His DJ sets include bangers and electro house mashups.

Dude: "Ayo Max Bangz show last night was on smash"

Bro: "My face was melted and It was glorious?"

Homie: "I never did this before"

by Max Bangz October 22, 2012

Max The Artichoke

A humorous character which is really funny. He has an artichoke head and hes gay and likes wet cum 🤓☝️

"Max The Artichoke kissed my brother, he's really gay."

by PoshoRider May 23, 2023

Max's Law

"If something can be broken (either physically, digitally, or otherwise), it will be broken."

Similar to Murphey's Law, but specifically for breaking things, regardless of whether or not the outcome is positive or negative.

"How do you always fucking manage to do this?!?"

"Max's Law, dude."

by Morgan_Rose99 June 9, 2023

max mody

Short for Maxium Mody, the GOAT of highschool basketball. Used to describe somebody who excels in something.

Zain: “I just got a 100% on my Calc test!”
Maya: “You’re the max mody of math!”

Om: “I just got a home run”
Jibran: “You’re Max Mody!”

by mshahonlydubs April 2, 2023