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Keys

Verb. (i.e. "To Keys") (Pronounced "Keez")

To notice someone waiting for something (for example, the shower), and time your approach in such a way as to sneak in front of them the instant their back is turned, thereby cutting them off, and sneaking whatever it is for yourself, first.

The appropriate response to BEING "Keysed" is to shake your fist in the air, and exclaim "Why like this?"

Phrase originally popularized by divers, working offshore, who routinely go out of their way to steal shower time, snacks, or other goodies out from under their colleagues.
James: "Damn it, Keith! ...I put my shaving kit, towel, and soap in the shower, and I was just about to start the water, and I decided to hit the head, first! ...Then? Dano snuck in there while I was in the head and stole my shower!"

Keith: "Hahaha! You got keysed, Man!"

James: <shaking fist in the air> "Why like this!!?"
by Annonymous Diver May 17, 2012
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The Dawn Key Show

Just a fun way of asking a friend if they've seen The Donkey Show. A fun play on words. Similar to Sofa King.
Hey Man, when you were in Tijuanna did you catch the Dawn Key show?
by KBar March 16, 2011
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Prop keys

A second set of keys that can be left on top of a desk to give the impression that you are in the office (versus on a long lunch or having left early) but just not at your desk. An extra cell phone or --in the case of military personnel--a beret or other headgear--can to be used in a similar fashion.
Boss: "Bill, can't have gone far...his keys are on his desk."
Uncool Coworker: "That's true, unless those are prop keys."
by surlygirl63 October 8, 2011
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A Keys

I'm going to throw your volcano into a keys
-ThreeArmedThumbsUp
by ThreeArmedThumbsUp October 13, 2023
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Kei

Kei is a honest girl.

She is a girl who can be mean but she still cares about some people. I mean don’t get her wrong most people say she a bitch but if they truly knew her they would know her as a funny, amazing, and sometimes aggressive girl. Honestly, she will always be herself no matter what and she will never give up. When she loves someone she loves them hard. Kei loves to talk about people in they face when she know the other person is sneak dissin as in talkin shit. But, kei is always gonna be a good friend to have because she will always tell you the truth about yourself and other people.
Damn kei you really know how to tell people how you feel!
by kei. November 19, 2023
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key

The name key represents the finest person on earth
by key_1kk November 20, 2023
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5 Key Productions

5 Key Productions is a Scratch game studio founded by “Sivedow Elrard”. As of writing, his only game up is ‘Flight DELAY Simulator’ but a larger game is currently in the works.
by Elrard December 28, 2023
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