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male-pattern blindness

like male-pattern baldness but its dudes being unable to find shit thats in an obvious place.
typically solved by someone else (typically a female) pointing it out
Cyno: Where the fuck did I put my airpods case
Dehya: They're over here. God damn, male-pattern blindness hit you hard.
by fishgaming July 30, 2024
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eyebrow blindness

when u don't notice that ur eyebrows are messed up and u continue to carry on thinking it looks good. then maybe later u look back at finally realize like ew my eyebrows were ugly.
James Charles suffered from major eyebrow blindness...
-his sharie brows
by youknowmemr.cool August 8, 2024
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ugly blind

Unable to see ugliness. Finds the beauty in everything. Can turn negatives into positives.
I was born ugly blind, all I can see is the beauty in everyone's personality and soul.
by Ashes_enlight August 11, 2024
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Blind mermaid

When a woman is taking a bath and a man cums in her eyes. Also applicable to a woman sunbathing at the beach.
Malissa was having a bath after a long day at work and john came in and turned her into a blind mermaid.
by Chooch6969 April 12, 2025
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