Austin

Austin is a great boyfriend, if your boyfriend is Austin you’re winning.

Nobody:

Me: I love Austin sooo much, he’s such a great guy, he’s smart, funny, good looking and knows how to make me happy. He’s my choppa!

by Austin’s gf November 28, 2020

Austin

He’s on call with me and I don’t know what’s going on and he has hoes

Austin: I’m not a hoe
Also Austin: girl 1, girl 2, and girl 3

by Lilly doesn’t like you December 10, 2020

Austin

Friends with Colton

Has hoes

Like a lot of hoes

Austin: I don’t have hoes

Also Austin: girl one, girl two, girl 3

by Lilly doesn’t like you December 10, 2020

Austin

Has hoes

Like a lot

Is friends with Colton

Will never find this

Austin: I don’t have hoes

Also Austin: girl 1, girl 2, girl 3, rylee

by Lilly doesn’t like you December 10, 2020

Austin

A gay bitch who doesn't know he's gay because he only sucks dick in his sleep.

Chad 1: "Bro, since when was Austin gay?"
Chad 2: "Nah, he's got that sleep sucking disease."

by Dr. Koholic, Al October 27, 2020

Austin The Oyster

Austin is extremely gay and breathes gayness. Austins are usually creepy, are obsessive, and follow people around. They have brown hair, wear glasses, and sometimes have a mohawk. IDK really know.

"Didja see Austin the oyster earlier?"
"Heh Austin the oyster is TOTALLY Gay"

by johnny longstockings November 2, 2020

Austin

Got something for ya . . .
Music by KB "Lil Boi"

-H$wartd St$rn

Austin: Don't you go pullin' a H$wartd St$rn on me. . . Biatch!
H$wartd: Nah, man. THAT ain't ever happenin' again, but yo, don't go playin' me like a fool.
Austin: Shut-up clown. I play by own rules. Besides, you had it comin' to you.

by oohlalalaaaaaa12345 November 3, 2020