Stanky tip toe

When you’ve gone to the toilet and finished your business, just to realise there is no toilet paper. So you have to walk out the bathroom to gather more rolls with your pants down just below crack level hoping no stinky business gets on your fresh threads and for some reason your tip toeing carefully not to arrouse suspicion of any one in the house.

Friend- I completely forgot to check for toilet paper before going to the lavatory the other day. So I had the pull of the greatest ‘stanky tip toe’ past my room mate while they were having a kip on the couch.

by Mrstealyo_husky March 14, 2018

tip of my anus

Similar to a word being on the tip of your tongue, it is a fart or poop on the edge of coming out but just won't.

This fart is on the tip of my anus.

by T-Rexinbed May 25, 2016

chocolate q-tip

When an individual sticks their finger up their butthole, removes the finger, and then proceeds to stick the finger into another person's ear, and wiggle it around. Preferably after a wet fart, or shart. Similar to a wet willy.

Bobby was upset his girlfriend wouldn't put out, so he gave her a chocolate q-tip

by Mcswaggin balls September 12, 2016

The Egyptian tip dip

When a man whole-handedly grips the penis, and as he exudes his piss. Procceeds to grip the the rim of the toilet and lower his dick into the bowl. As to not miss a single drop and be as quiet as possible.

The egyptian tip dip is wgen you dunk your dick in the toilet.

by Niggablaster64 October 27, 2018

Guatemalan Q-Tip

When you and your partner are vigorously making love and right before climax, you pullout and cum in her ear.

Hopefully my girlfriend and I will celebrate our anniversary with the Guatemalan Q-Tip tonight.

by Bootlegger Boi January 11, 2019

hop off tip

If someone says to you "hop off ____'s tip," it simply means to stop sucking their d*ck. They're asking you to stop over-complimenting or over-hyping someone. Basically just to stop worshipping them in general. You never want to be too obsessed with someone, or else you will be told to hope off their tip. It is not used in a positive manner or in a good way.

Person #1: "Jake you are SO funny and SO hot! Can I please just be you?! You are literally the funniest person ever, oh my gosh. I love hanging out with you. You're my favorite person ever!"
Person #2: "Dude you are sucking Jake's d*ck, hop off tip!"

by mommymilf January 18, 2023

Penis Tip Foreskin

Foreskin, also known as PENIS TIP FORESKIN. Is a rare delicacy, and me personally, I love to eat it.
AND SO SHOULD YOU

Jamal: Wasup homie, I found a new type of food.
Ricky: What, is it chicken with toenail clippings on it.
Jamal: No
Ricky: Then what is it?
Jamal: Penis Tip Foreskin….
Ricky: WHAT IN THE ANAL BEAD FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!
Jamal: Make me a sandwich. YOU UGLY ASS BITCH

by ButtholeSackSniffer February 10, 2023