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Reverse constipation

You know that feeling when you're in bed and you have that hard and throbing sensation in your asshole that feels like you're taking a shit but instead it's crawling right back up there to go make a nest for its Satan babies.
To have a dick stuck up your ass making it feel like reverse constipation
by LetMeGoTokyoDemons March 28, 2016
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reverse puberty

when you started off looking like an adult, but you grew into a person who dresses like a 5 yr old and only 5ft tall.

Examples: Ariana Grande and Melanie Martinez
2013
Alice: Wow, look at Shelly!
Patty: Yeah, and she's only 14! Wait till she's 16.

2015
Alice: Why does Shelly look so tiny and wear onesies and cat ears?
Patty: Ooh, she's a victim of reverse puberty. Sucks to suck.
by snafu love November 21, 2016
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reverse asshat

A person, of either gender, whose ignorant behavior would have you believe they would bend over backwards to shove their head up their ass.

A person of such blatant ignorance, its difficult to understand.

Someone who might use the term "Reverse Racism" without so much of a hint of remorse, or self-awareness.
Trump is such a reverse asshat, its staggering how he got elected.
by Sarreq December 3, 2016
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Reverse Snowman

When a carrot is inserted into the anus to stimulate and give pleasure. The opposite of what you'd expect to see on a nice winter's afternoon in your front garden with a more traditional snowman.
She reverse snowmaned him until he climaxed.
by Snowmanaman November 27, 2018
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Reverse enama

When you are rear ended at a rapid rate with out having any control of this
I was hit from behind so fast it was like a reverse enama
by Wrong zad December 3, 2018
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reverse heckle

To wish failure upon someone to illicit the inverse reaction. Only works on bad players. See also reverse psychology
Barry yelled the following reverse heckle at his team mate from the sidelines of the baseball field:
"John is going to hit into a double play because he SUCKS!" (subsequent action is John clearing double.)
by Joj012c July 26, 2017
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reverse backwards

taking the first letters of two words and switching them, a great way to confuse and baffle the general population
Reverse backwards is a language that turns "Sinks like a rock" into"rinks like a sock"
by coolest lifeguard at SLP August 3, 2017
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