Polished Turd Syndrome

When a girl is a 6/10 but hangs around with 4/10’s to give herself the illusion of being an 8/10

Bro! Look over there, that girl is so hot!

Nah bro, separate her from her group of friends and you’ll see it’s a classic case of polished turd syndrome.

by Craiganator1992 July 23, 2021

Pulled a Polish

When you fail to deploy your parachute in time and down yourself in Warzone

“Boys, I just pulled a polish.”
“Lmfao, this guy just pulled a polish”

by LordMo7 July 28, 2021

Jimbo Polish

A man named Jimbo that lives in a Polish-Slavic-Communist-Confederate-Nation.

Jimbo Polish is a student.

by PepperMens June 2, 2021

Polish Dweefer

Placing hot sauce on your penis, insert penis into anus, fart (dweef) out the penis, and then sucking penis to completion

Do not attempt if you have hemorrhoids. Have fun getting your Polish Dweefer bro.

by Vinnnnnners June 5, 2021

Polish bicycle ride

Going home with one of the few promiscuous women that frequent the Cedar Tavern or other small Polish town bar, and proceeding to have sexual coitus. Also, see village bicycle.

I stopped into to the tavern for a few pints, ended up drinking all night and decided to go for a Polish bicycle ride.

by TheWinedOne June 17, 2021

Polish donut

A piece of toast baked with mashed sausage on top, glazed with the semen of a Polish man.

“The boss was so hungry after a long day of Zoom meetings and answering emails, he asked his lovely wife to make him a Polish donut.”

by Dizzaster June 25, 2021

polishing his lance

Aka bj.

V: This man is a knight in shining armor. You should be polishing his lance.

M Excuse me???

by Taka-mushroom August 16, 2022