teddybears mouth

Your Teddybears mouth is the bit of skin that connects your knob shaft to yer bellend.

" That ugly tart ended up sucking me off, she kept catching my teddybears mouth with her fucking knashers".

by Jimmyliar! September 28, 2017

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mouth fountain

When a girl is deepthroating her partner and projectile vomits as a result of her partner's ejaculation.

"This girl was giving me head and puked all over when I came in her throat"
"You just got mouth fountained motherfucker!"

by ShaggyTheBear September 28, 2017

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A game in which you play with your mouth, similar to Harry Potter quidditch however in muggle world and played using your mouth. Equipment consists of a hoop whereas the object of the game is to launch a designated food item into your partner's facial cavity.

SAFETY REQUIREMENT(S): Knee pads.

My partner just dislogged the designated food item from his airways. Mouth quidditch is dangerous af.

by MouthQuidditchGuild May 24, 2017

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Australia mouth

the condition of having an unhygienic mouth due to using your mouth to clean or pleasure ones own or other's lower regions (Down Under). Generally the Down Under Region would refer to feet or genitals or the floor. For a more specific phrase related to post-Cunnilingus mouth effect see: 'Mariana Trench mouth'

"Brush your teeth before you kiss me; you have Australia mouth." or "I'd like to give Margot Robbie Australia mouth."

by Willikin November 1, 2017

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Mouth breather

Mouth breather was used by Jennifer Love Hewitt in Heartbreakers. She was annoyed with a guy who she considered a stupid idiot. It was later used sever times in Stranger Things.

You're a mouth breather.

by TInaJack February 26, 2018

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