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Alf martin

Gay norwegian teacher, who will dedicate his life to try to humiliate you. Typically has a big nose, and practicly bald.
"Hey look, it's Alf martin!"
"I hate that big nosed, homo sex, fucking bitch."
by gaming24 March 15, 2022
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Amy Martin

The best girl ever, I love her so much. I’m so happy I met her she’s the best thing that ever happened to me. She’s so sweet and funny and kind and caring and smart. And so hot too. Like 10/10 stunning
by july29 March 23, 2022
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Amelie Millar Martin

She is the sweetest girl you will ever meet. She will always have your back whenever you need it. Amelie will always make you smile even at your darkest times. She is usually light haired and is the bestest friend you could ever have. Also she is very cute and makes you laugh always.
Person 1: Do you see that girl over there?
Person 2: She looks so hot she must be an Amelie Millar Martin
by Rico Salvas March 24, 2022
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Bald Martin

An Absolute bald black man him self
Bald Martin: Ello Mate, wanna photo?
Me: Hell nah your a fat bald Nigger
by TheCanadianCraka September 17, 2021
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Martine

Man Martine is so annoying
by Smell-femoedatliam979 September 28, 2021
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Martined

When something is damaged or broken beyond repair.

The term is derived after a guy called Martin over zealously broke another guys gate and it was posted on the little known social media platform Facebook.
As used in context...

Ahh he just completely Martined the gate.

This car won't start, it's Martined up
by anonymous October 3, 2021
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Martinitis

When your some skinny white boy with one ear and the other one shriveled up like his ball sack and that thinks he's hitlers offspring and what's everyone to burn he has no friends u wish u smelt cow shit when he's around because he smells worse haven't showered in 14 years
I can see Martin coming down the road I can start smelling that God awful smell from here if he comes any closer im for sure guna get a case of the martinitis
by Lyncity07 October 4, 2021
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