My dad

My Dad is an item which shall never be found, it is said My Dad is at a milk store FAR away

Alex: bro wheres ur dad
Me: My dad is at the milk store
Alex: damm when is he gonna return
Me: Never!

by NoDadMan2451 May 3, 2022

my craft

something aiden dawe used describe his basketball journey

guy: “yo hows your craft going”
aiden: “my crafts going good fam”

by otis333 November 16, 2022

My iq

You have 0 IQ

What’s 9+10
You: 21
Your IQ is 0
You: My iq Iow

by Keigangi22y January 15, 2022

my butt

very mean and so scrary. always punches me and looks like an old man

Person1: OMG my butt coming this way!!!!!
Person2: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH my butt is so scary

by im pseudonym yayyy April 7, 2022

my z

the only person i’d spend a million lifetimes with.

my z, be my valentine?

(not taking no as an answer)

by your ex (future wife) February 7, 2022

My Lot

Someone you consider to be only yours. Wether the would be sexually or in general.

Josh: You are my lot
Ashley: NO I AM NOT.

by HojayOjay July 19, 2021

My bad

Incredibly annoying phrase which people use when they do something stupid or wrong

Kim: You just pulled my ex boyfriend
Lucie: My bad

by Kathryn who is luvin my baby Az December 28, 2005