Jason

Jason, often used as another word for "snitch" or "nark". Most people avoid Jason's for this very reason. They will often creep on females 20 years younger.

"Hey did you hear about that police raid"
"Yeah must of been Jason's statements again"

by Wazking June 23, 2023

Jason

Worst human you will ever meet in your life. Will show out of nowhere, seeming to replace a better friend but is actually your worst nightmare. Will have the most useless conversations will you, and ask you the dumbest shit. Will most likely carry around a weird and unique looking lunch bag. Will 100% interrupt your conversations. Is totally unwanted.

Wow! That Jason really does suck!

by Asylum143 March 19, 2023

Jasonness

The use of irrational thought to one emotionally break a person while making a harming joke

Your mother was Jasonness

by Hdusoehlahsner March 23, 2023

Jason Smolic

Crack fien & Theif

Steals $ & fine Wine From local dollar generals

can be found sleeping on park benches during the day time

Did you see that Jason Smolic was father of the year 2021

by ickkkkyvickyyy April 2, 2023

Jason L Davis

Man who likes phat cock along with his magnum dong that hangs so low it gets caught on women's faces

Hey Jason L Davis I hope you like the definition

by OmegaDaddyJake January 18, 2023

Jason

Jason is a man that comes from a big family but only has one brother. He has the deepest blue eyes and blonde hair. He is the kindest man very adventurous loves to travel. Hard-working, loving and thoughtful. Finds other girls attractive but always has the one girl that they hold close to their heart. Has stories from how they got into trouble from school. Over all a great man.

Jason is kind

by Annaswhere January 21, 2023

Jason

JAAAAASOOOOON

'X' to scream Jason

by IJustWantedToDefineOneWord January 26, 2023