Joey

When someone is so unbelievably unfunny that all you can do is call them a Joey and laugh in pity.

Bro, you are being such a joey right now.

by JoeyTron3000 November 5, 2025

San Jose joey

When a janitor teaches you how to wrestle

Look at that janitor doing a San Jose Joey on that kid

by Moonaki December 9, 2025

Joey

Joey is a person who devastatingly attractive and loyal to a fault. Joey is kind and compassionate and a courageous defender of the dignity of all people. Joey’s eyes are bright and piercing. Their body is like a Da Vinci sculpture - exquisite design, tempered, but fiercely sexy. Don’t even think about kissing Joey or you’ll lose your heart. Joey’s lips are both soft and firm, full and tender. Just being in Joeys presence will get you tingling. Be friends with Joey - they will never let you down.

Joey walked in, the group smiled and cheered, and I immediately was able to breathe again because I knew my heart was safe.

by ClosetedCollin November 22, 2021

Joey

A guy who’s name is Joey

Hey look it’s Joey, the person.

by wammazamma November 22, 2021

Joey

Handsome, but stupid

it’s a shame Joey is a retard. I’d rock his socks.

by HannibalSpecter November 22, 2021

Joey

The gentle dwarf. Joey is a very small person but with huge heart. But really, really small size. You have to watch out to avoid tread him.

Watch out! Joey is over there!

Leprechauns are based on Joey.

by Afer23 November 23, 2021

Joey

1. A young kangaroo, still in its mother's pouch

2. Coffee (joe) that gives you the energy to bounce around, like a kangaroo

3. French slang for "j'adore lui" ("I love him")

4. While not often used, the word "Joey" can also mean a wonderful boyfriend. This rare specimen is tall, dark, and handsome, and while not in peak physical condition, is always warm and great to cuddle with. He is extremely devoted to those he cares about and will listen to and try to fix their problems. If you're lucky enough, he will kiss you and make everything okay.
4. Once you find a Joey, you're set for life with a hard working protector.

My Joey means the world to me.

Joey is a go-getter.

by Jalldaybaby November 23, 2021