martha has arrived

Marth has arrived means you are on your period

*woman walks into a room of women* Martha has ARRIVED!!

by Rory Graham June 25, 2016

My craziness has a system

A phrase one can use when only when going so off-piste that even expressions describing off-pistness are adulterated.

Tim: "Hey Rene, that‘s a pretty curveball approach to pouring a red wine... but I guess it worked out alright"

Rene: "Well, my craziness has a system."

by jimmyjamole January 21, 2018

Has the titanic sunk

The titanic has sunk is a reference to when the dick has stopped being hard and has gone back to normal. It is usually the girlfriend/boyfriend who say it

Girlfriend: Hey are u ready.

Boyfriend: No sorry babes.

Girlfriend: Has the titanic sunk.

by Mickey Mouse 370142834288 January 6, 2017

has a handle on the situation

Has A Situation to a problem.

Bob has a handle on the situation.

by Kelly Plays ROBLOX February 10, 2017

ha

slang for her commonly used on twitter

onision is grooming kids? feds get ha!

by faded2am January 18, 2020

Ha

Ha you looked this up

"Ha you looked this up"

by I hAte pIzZA January 26, 2020

HA Sorry

Leave carson alone.

Carson is (probably) gay. HA Sorry

by SLIPPERY-AVACADO-BaNAna January 27, 2020