Food incest

When you put two foods that are made from the same base food together, some examples are:
Ketchup and salsa (Why?)
Hot dogs and pork ribs (Understandable, you can put a condom on a hotdog)
Rice and cereal (What is wrong with you?)

Person one: DUDE STOP PUTTING RICE IN YOUR CEREAL
Person two: Just try it, it tastes good I swear *-*
Person one: IT'S NOT EVEN COOKED, ANYWAYS THAT'S FOOD INCEST!

by KAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKYOIN October 4, 2021

Food Delivorgy

When you can’t decide what you want so you order a burrito and sushi and your delivery drivers show up at the same time causing the shame.

“Hey bro, are you delivering here too? It’s a food delivorgy!”

by Peetz July 18, 2021

food tunnel

Describes oneself or another person as a means of indiscriminate food passage, and usually for large amounts of it. Not complimentary.

Judith, you're a food tunnel. I've cooked all day and you come in here stinking of McDonald's.

by ideefixe January 5, 2013

Food-yawn

The act of eating food/having food near friends or family causing them to become hungry and start to find food to eat.

When Cheryl sat on the couch next to her brother with a sandwich, her brother food-yawned and got up to go make a sandwich.

by SpicyNandos September 20, 2012

golden food

Used to describe various gas station hot food options which range in color from light brown to true brown. Typically observed in translucent warming boxes, golden food encompasses many edibles which include, but are not limited to: chicken strips, corn dogs, burritos, pizza sticks, onion rings, french fries, crispitos, jojos, jalapeno poppers, taquitos, chicken-on-a-stick, etc. Gas stations of the western United States are renowned for their varied selections due to the limited food options in rural areas; however, golden food can be found in most gas stations in all 50 states.

deep fried corn dogs gas station mini-mart fast food corn dogs are a type of golden food

by Stcherb July 19, 2013

Carnival food

Unhealthy food that is commonly served at a carnival.

I felt like throwing up after eating that shitty, expensive carnival food.

by Brandon Blank September 15, 2013

food abortion

1.Two fingers down your trachea in your first trimester after ingesting a meal resulting in partially digested foods ending up in purses, sidewalks, car seats, commuter mugs, etc. Usually occurs in the first 10 minutes after intake.

2. The bulimia of 21st century.

3. Food toss to stay fit.

Not reccomended beyond 2nd trimester, usually after 20 minutes. Illegal in some countries.

Trisha: 'You look fabulous in those skinny jeans!'
Donna-Marie: 'Thanks, Trisha, I just had a food abortion.'
Trisha: 'Ok, I'll see you at the cafeteria later.'

by Lynda Willis October 7, 2013