bearded devil

A bearded devil is when a man ejaculates into a cereal bowl and immediately trims his pubes over it. The process is repeated by other men until the bowl is filled at which point the combination of jizz and pubes is stirred well. The mixture is applied to the face and allowed to dry for a minimum of 24 hours to give the appearance of a beard. The bearded devil is not complete until the wearer is filmed getting it groomed at a legitimate barber shop.

As a simp, my wife’s boyfriend wants me to be the bearded devil. At first I wasn’t sure, but when they said I wouldn’t be allowed to watch him impregnate her, I agreed. It turns out it’s quite soothing and looks great after styling at the beard shop.

by Tiddyslap June 18, 2021

Devil’s salad

Having someone do a backflip into a cartwheel and finishing it off with a split on their partners pecker.

- Cremuni

I’m going to toss you like the Devil’s salad.
Come drop the devil’s salad on me.

by Cremuni July 2, 2021

Devil's Gravy

The foulest, most pungent, sloppy wet excreta found in a nappy.

I swear that nappy was filled with the devil's gravy.

by zoxparpu September 14, 2012

devil's abicus

someone, typically of Asian descent, who plays the role of devil's advocate in an discussion about mathematics.

Bob: "The theory of relativity is the most mathematically correct theory"

Ng: "But what if it isn't?"

Bob: "Shut up, devil's abicus."

by Shmooners June 13, 2012

devils quinoa

another word for weed. cuz quinoa is a plant and it makes sense

stoner: hey dawg, you got the devils quinoa?? *wink wink*

by analdestroyed August 13, 2017

The Devils Advocate

If you smoke 6 bongs, with only 6 hits, 6 times over.

Is he really going to hit the devils advocate?

by WobbleDoge August 8, 2017

Devil's Punchbowl

When two dudes take turns fucking a girls asshole, one stroke at at time, rapidly.

Me and Rebecca were fucking doggy, and Devin walked into the room and wanted to join, so we started a Devil's Punchbowl

by HenchWench December 21, 2018