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Chode Whack

A stupid and/or retarded person(s); Someone who commits general douchiery because it's funny to them when people get mad.
Man, Jimmy is such a Chode Whack. He's constantly making annoying goddamn comments during people's conversations
by Donny Smith Toodles December 3, 2010
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Sober Chode

A chode that is sober.
Person 1: "Dude! Where the fuck is Alex?"
Person 2: "He stayed home... didnt want to come out tonight."
Person 1: "What a sober chode."
by Breckin April 29, 2010
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son of a chode

A person that is chode spawn(Male). They usually act just like their parents(Chodes). They definitely have microscopic chodes for which they are resented.
Dude Anthony was such a son of a chode when he flashed everyone at the party!
by A Dog 69 May 8, 2009
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Chode-wagon

Someone who is such a chode, they are a wagon full of it. An insult, calling someone a Huge chode.
"That guy called my wife fat!"
"What a Chode-wagon!"
by XScottX December 17, 2008
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Chode Wallet

a Vagina that loves to take chodes.
by zeldajew November 3, 2008
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Chode Law

Chode law was created after a lifetime of studying by one of the greatest engineers the Midlands has ever seen. He wishes to remain unknown but will forever be heralded by those who know him for his excellent research and thesis on Chode Law.

Chode Law states that; The length of a chode is inversely proportionate to its girth.
Your penis is like a coke can....

Chode law baby, chode law!
by Shotgun_Norman October 2, 2017
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G-CHODE!!!

The realist sk8 cru in all of north america, not to be fucked wit, ever, straight killahs
yo last nite outside da club this nigga rode by on his skateboard n blew half the mothafuckas away wit the uzi..who? one a dem G-CHODE!!! niggas dawwg. dey ain playin
by SquirmySlinky January 27, 2013
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