Custard Camel

A fat camel with multiple custard-like fat humps. This phenomenon is usually caused by drinking too much beer and as a coping technique, they usually revert to low carb beers.

Look at that Custard Camel. You can tell by the Low Carb HANN 3.5 in his hoof.

by jsjbhr35 November 10, 2025

The Smoked Camel Burp

What I call homo-sapiens who had perianal abscesses and took no suppository.

Person 1: Have you ever had a perianal abscess and never took a suppository?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Goo...i will call you "The Smoked Camel Burp"

by TheGravelOfAConundrum January 17, 2025

A Smoking Camel Burp

What I call homo-sapiens who had cystic lesions.

Person 1: Have you ever had a cystic lesion?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...I will you "A Smoking Camel Burp".

by TheGravelOfAConundrum January 17, 2025

The Smokey Camel Burp

What I call homo-sapiens with herniated lumbar disks.

Person 1: Do you have a herniated lumbar disk?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...I will call you "The Smokey Camel Burp".

by TheGravelOfAConundrum January 17, 2025

The Smokie Camel Burp

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to consumer elctronics.

Person 1: Are you addicted to consumer electronics?
Person 2: Yes?
Person 1: So, I will call you "The Smokie Camel Burp".

by TheGravelOfAConundrum January 17, 2025

Cool As A Camel

When you are absolutely freaking out. Akin to when a camel lives in a hot dry climate, being as "cool as a camel" would apply to the direct opposite of how you're feeling.

e.g. In a panic.

With the exception of nighttime, where deserts are particularly cool, sometimes below zero.

Zoe: I'm Cool as a camel right now! Mio: It's not actually a phrase you know! (As seen in Split Fiction)
Should be noted this phrase is misconstrued by the popular term "Cool as A Cucumber"

by Merriam Webster Definitions March 6, 2025

Burpu Camel Smoke, buRpu caMel smOke, burpU cameL smokE

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Burpu Camel Smoke, buRpu caMel smOke, burpU cameL smokE

by Reninu March 15, 2025