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person 1:im gonna say dream sucks on twitter! person 2:don,t person 1:ur just dumb person 2: you will regret that once you tweet insult to dream you can,t go back person1:okay boomer *after person 1 tweeted dream sucks he gets his ip address leaked and dream stans are coming to kill him*
by super chad March 29, 2022
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Twitter theory

the theory that if a person is making a dark joke, you say how it's racist, ableist, homophobic or whatever shit that they joked about.
well that tweet was using twitter theory.
by ActuallyVorteks November 3, 2021
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Twitter

An app for people who like to argue about politics and sports. Trump was banned.
Jimmy- Did you see that Twitter post?
Maria- *crickets*
by dont steal me fruit loops November 9, 2021
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Twitter

A popular app where most drama happens, most being so stupid that the drama gets so big.
You should name your bird Twitter! Cuz ya know, your bird is blue.”
“Too late, I already named him Blueberry.”
“*Aggresive grunting*”
by Book bfb November 9, 2021
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Twitter rot

When someone has delved into the recesses of twitter and start becoming infected with the obligatory "Twitter brain" where they make hypocritical or geopolitical statements with little to no grounding.
Woman: You can't say retard or the F slur! That's only for austists and/or gay men and the like to use because its been used against them!

Man: But I am autistic and gay, I just don't care to show it.

Woman: YOU SHOULD OWN BEING GAY AND HAVING AUTISM HOW ELSE WILL PEOPLE KNOW YOU CAN USE WORDS???

Man: I should want people to know what I have so they can know whether or not to police me? Twitter rot moment.
by Shwubblz, the Dictionary man November 11, 2021
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Twitter

A place where you get unliked for existing (usually known as being Cancelled) Twitter is usually the home of fatherless children.
by MileClemets November 14, 2021
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Twitter

"Oh hey are you going on Twitter?"
"If by Twitter you mean hell then yes"
by Omnizoid January 30, 2022
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