Peanut Butter

Creamy or Crunchy?

If you had to think about it, you’re psycho. Even Jesus ate creamy nut.

Jesus: This peanut butter is so good bro
Sariah: Is it crunchy?
Jesus: Fym is it crunchy? Are you stupid?

THE END <3

by sexygoose November 21, 2019

Peanuts

A weapon used against evil.

A: “I always wanted to sit at the peanut free table but that girl always sits there”

B: “You should sanitarily dispose of her”

A: “How?”

B pulls out her bazooka full of peanuts and shoots rapid fire, thus peanut allergy girl turns blue and all is well.

by 12345678nine10111213 November 28, 2019

Don't choke on the peanut butter.

1) In relation to a Cleveland steamer, a phrase used to encourage the pooper to produce more focal matter.

2) An encouragement to someone about to eat ass.

1a) "Don't choke on the peanut butter babe, I want that shit in all my pores."

2a) "Sorry hun I forgot to wipe, don't choke on the peanut butter."

by chuckman13 March 11, 2019

Peanut

When you nut and pee at the same time.

If I bust a nut and pee is that a peanut ?

by piiuu March 18, 2019

peanut butter

peanut butter is a food that you can eat. you can eat it on food or by it self. it is the best food. try it on a pickle.

girl: I love to eat peanut butter
boy: why?
girl: because it tastes good pickle
boy: your weird
girl: yep

by #cats May 3, 2019

Peanut

scp 173

madboy9123: oh my god fricking peanut killed me again

by robloxsucki May 28, 2019

Peanut

Kenny fucking Moss

Hey peanut get in the tent,

by Peanuts dad June 9, 2019