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Keep your dick out of your mailbox

Don't fuck your coworkers. Don't date your coworkers. And especially don't do any of that with your boss
Dave: "Dude I fucked my secretary last weekend" You: "Keep your dick out of your mailbox, Dave"
by jimmyjiggler July 11, 2024
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keep ya eyes on the prize

An African-American expression & directive meaning, stay focused, or to not get diverted from what you want the most. It was popular through most of the 1980's.
"You know what's important. Keep ya eyes on the prize, & get that bread."
by Onionhead01 July 14, 2024
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I keep that sh*t on

When someonekeep that sh*t on”, it means they’re always dressed nice, or all their outfits “drip”.
I’m like them 5 Star Profit boys. I keep that sh*t on!
by IKTSOinc July 23, 2024
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I keep that sh*t on

When someonekeep that sh*t on”, it means they’re always dressed nice, or all their outfits “drip”.
I’m like them 5 Star Profit boys. I keep that sh*t on!”
by IKTSOinc July 23, 2024
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I keep that sh*t on

When someonekeep that sh*t on”, it means they’re always dressed nice, or all their outfits “drip”.
I’m like them 5 Star Profit boys. I keep that sh*t on!”
by IKTSOinc July 23, 2024
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Keep his mouth shut

not say anything, especially not reveal a secret.
"would he keep his mouth shut under interrogation?"
by Arminkshipper August 5, 2024
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Women nowadays don't know how to keep a man

Yeah, bitch, I saw it. Better believe I saw it. I see everything.
Hym "Along with the statement 'Women nowadays don't know how to keep a man' there is an implicit assumption that you could keep me. There is just so much arrogance packed into that seemingly innocuous statement that it's hard to take you seriously. And I know. I know you're sitting there thinking 'I wOuLdN't WaNt To-' IRRELEVANT! Entirely irrelevant! The point is you COULDN'T if you had to. You know I am the wrong person to talk to about what you want."
by Hym Iam March 3, 2023
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