hog rot

When you have an engorged and enflamed hog between your thighs that's tender to the touch. Might smell of cottage cheese and butane. Usually caused by multiple nights without a shower and unprotected sex. Enflamation and overencomberence.

Dude I got a bad case of hog rot, don't be mad if I'm slow to get up.

by Hog in the Machine July 17, 2023

hog glider

the HOG GLIDER is a counterpart of the all-popular hog rider card in clash of clans which is used in some interesting ways.

"ily uwu"
"shut the fuck up you meatrider"
"nah fam i use the hog glider card i slide that meat"

by stinkifarts!!!!! July 21, 2023

Hog-Lover

1. A person who loves a big fat one up the ass.

“Did you Timmy?”
“No.”
“He had a large load busted in his ass.”
“Man, that guy must be a Hog-Lover.”

by FudgePacker44 July 22, 2023

Hogging

To show toms penis, usually sent through a text or fax to someone unexpectedly to cause a euphoric response

I ate dinner then layed around hogging people all night. If it wasn’t for that hogging I received the other day i never would of got a chance to see toms veiny hog.

by Hogsy normis August 4, 2023

hog-plastered

When you’re so fucked up you are squealing and running around like a feral hog.

Dude, Barry got so hog-plastered, we had to wrangle and hog tie him in the bathroom.

by Hog plastered November 21, 2021

Hog

A word to describe a certain minecraft youtuber(Technoblade)he is very good at minecraft and has cancer

Not even close baby, TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES! this was said by a hog

by PissSHadow November 21, 2021

Iced Hog

When you get a handjob from someone with cold hands.

Dude Jessica gave me an iced hog earlier, and I've been shivering for hours.

by AnonMB69 January 31, 2020